Things that I dont get.

How Aquaman defeated Namor.

I mean. C'mon. Namor is the king of the mother fucking ocean. How are you going to let a poser who can talk to animals and shit and only have ONE hand beat you. Accuse that mother fucker of treason. I don't get how a king loses to a peasant.

How Batman defeated Captain America.

Seriously. I don't give a DAMN if they were fighting on Batman's turf. No way no how Steve Rogers gets hit by his own shield. Even in the tightest of areas. He's fucking AMERICA for crying outloud. I can see this happening if the comics were written around today's current events.

How Wonder Woman defeated Storm.

The bitch is an OMEGA level mutant. A fucking omega level. That fucking means she's one of the most powerful mutants on the face of the earth. How does she let a menstrual amazonian beat her. She fucking uses a goddamn lasso. Seriously. A GODDAMN lasso? An invisible plane? PAH-LEASE! Storm can fly and the bitch can use thunder and shit to restrain another bitch.

How the FUCK SuperMan defeated Hulk.

This is some goddamn injustice. Hulk's only power is strength. The fucking SuperMan has all this miscellaneous bullshit that he distributes brain power to evenly. The Hulk was such a fucking threat to the world that they shipped his ass out of there. He has no weakness. His only weakness if it even considered one is getting tired but the only person none to date to get him to that point is Sentry. And the mother fucker got tired too AND also ended up getting knocked out by a HUMAN Bruce Banner. I say put a human Bruce Banner against a human Clark Kent, and Banner wins, EASILY. No way no fucking how is the last son of mother fucking Krypton going to defeat arguably the strongest character in the Marvel Universe.

And how the fuck is Mickey(Woody Harrilson) smart enough to fucking take out a bunch of COs and start a goddamn riot in a maximum security prison. No where in that fucking movie does Oliver Stone depict Mickey as a wonderful field tactician and an expert and hand to hand combat OR skilled in any martial arts that would teach one how to disarm an armed man.